Curse

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 11:15 PM // 23:15

You know what I'm talking about.

These are the posts with titles like -
" UW solo monk - help please"
"How do I post pictures?"
"What's farming?"

They make me cringe. They also make me want to flame - which is "not nice." Paradoxically, the more ridiculous the post - the more flames it gets and the longer it exists. Which is bad.

So, as a theraputic measure. For laughs let's see what kind of comically extreme examples of posts we can invent here - The type that, for some reason, make you want to scream.

They don't have to be examples like the ones above - they don't even have to be like anything you've ever seen. We're looking fictional posts that, when you read them, make you just want to strangle the OP. If it makes you want to scream or hurl - then it's an A+.

I'll start the ball rolling:

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Uber Fighter
Hi. I want to make a fighter class and I want 2 no the best way to make him I just loaded the game and it looks real cool I made hima fighter class because their the coolest plus what skills am I use? I want to do PvP and kick n00b a$$

I look at the forum but theirs nothing about fighter class. That sux. Thx.

WTF - no sig?
WTF? I swear this is the only forum that don't let you have a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing sig. andRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. So you can RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. My mom said RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing you guys.

CD Code
Hi. I just burned a copy of Guildwars and want to know where I can get a hacked code. Thx.
I'm Jimmy Smith - [email protected] - my phone is 672-555-5555 I get back from school at 4:30

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Feel free to make your own fictional posts right here - or you can post a good response to one you've just read.

I'm hoping a few laughs might keep me from flaming threads that shouldn't get attention in the first place.

SOT · Aug 19, 2005, 11:24 PM // 23:24

Oh sure we are all really appalled by the behavior of some players.

[/flamebait] - denied

chris_nin00 · Aug 19, 2005, 11:24 PM // 23:24

[b]help Me Get Pass Copy Guy[/b
] Im' A Level 5 Ranger Monk That Wants To Know How To Get Pass That
Copy Guy After Doing The Assension Missions. Can Anyone Give Me A Run For Free Through Elonas. Thank You

SOT · Aug 19, 2005, 11:26 PM // 23:26

Oops, Appears you already sucked in someone.

Ol Dirty Scott · Aug 19, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27

i just dont like when people new to the site or game start their questions posts with something along the lines of: "sorry for being such a n00b lol"

that stuf just irritates me.

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 19, 2005, 11:42 PM // 23:42

every time I see a thread I have to flame - I'll just write one of these instead to get it out of my system

remember they're all fictional
you guys don't know anything
WTF man I make the best posts and their deleted cuz your jellus. Truf is you dont no shit. I am lvl 15 and i pwn u all hahaha ur jellus plus how do I become a mod?

Scaphism · Aug 20, 2005, 12:02 AM // 00:02

I fully endorse this post. If having a place you always return to when you feel like flaming will help you, then by all means do it. If it makes you and others laugh, even better. If you concentrate the fictional flaming here and keep it off the regular boards you may even see a shift in regular forum behavior.

Unfortunately I can't add to the list because I have to go read more crap and scream at my monitor. :x

Spartan2 · Aug 20, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31

Posts that make me want to scream:

Anything that is easily solved with the SEARCH BUTTON!

Introductory posts to a forum board when there is a sticky amalgamation thread up at the top.

Anything in the wrong forum.

Game suggestions from an elementary or middle schooler that expects us to be able to comprehend their extremely convoluted thoughts.

Trolls.

Anything that starts off with "I just want good replies, no negative comments Plz! Kthxbye."

Anything with the "word" "Kthxbye".

This post of with the "word" "Kthxbye" three times now.

My most hated posts are those about how "ArenaNet screwed up by ______" whenever something happens. The exception is when these posts are constructed in a way that they bring up valid points, are well defended, offers a solution, and asks for the contribution of constructive criticism; these are the best posts to read if made correctly.

Akilles · Aug 20, 2005, 01:59 AM // 01:59

See my godly Uberest Weapon EVER!!!

(GOLD) Sundering Toothpick of Wonder
1-2 DMG (Req. 17 hygiene)
Armor penetration 10% (1% chance)
Look wonderesly at weapon 2% chance (while hexed)

It PWNS! CAUSE ITS GOLD! HENCE IT ROX!
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Ok, like everyone loves their own weapons but why would you assume only yours can be the sh*t, and yes i have gold weapons but I mainly use blue ones I made from clean items, just cause it is gold it is not AWSOME!

Xue Yi Liang · Aug 20, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akilles

See my godly Uberest Weapon EVER!!!

(GOLD) Sundering Toothpick of Wonder
1-2 DMG (Req. 17 hygiene)
Armor penetration 10% (1% chance)
Look wonderesly at weapon 2% chance (while hexed)

It PWNS! CAUSE ITS GOLD! HENCE IT ROX!
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lmao.

boog · Aug 20, 2005, 02:36 AM // 02:36

omfg i want that weapon!!

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 20, 2005, 02:38 AM // 02:38

The uber weapon reminds me of a sword i got that was blue if i remember this was its properties:

______ Sword of plant slaying
12-18 damage
+10% armor penatration (against plants)

I though a sword of plant slaying was a good idea

Akilles · Aug 20, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guillaume De Sonoma

The uber weapon reminds me of a sword i got that was blue if i remember this was its properties:

______ Sword of plant slaying
12-18 damage
+10% armor penatration (against plants)

I though a sword of plant slaying was a good idea

I have one of those at home, we call it a weed wacker.

Ultimate_Gaara · Aug 20, 2005, 05:00 AM // 05:00

That sword also doubles as a lawn mower..

Most annoying posts ever are: New uber class idea, the ninja!
first of all its not new, second of all its far from uber

MCS · Aug 20, 2005, 06:02 AM // 06:02

What secondary?
okay so im playin a warrior

i wuld like 2 know what the best secondary is i dont want to pick a bad 1 because its probably the most important decision i will make while playing gw.

ps why was farming nurfed dats not fair do da new playas

Any thread that has a mad face (

) is some newb bitching and moaning about nothing. Period. This is an undeniable fact.
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EverBlue · Aug 20, 2005, 06:39 AM // 06:39

Posts I hate?

STOP DRAWING MALE ORGANS ON THE MINIMAP
I'm serious. Grow up. You guys are, what, 12?

I hate these posts. So, very, very much. Guess what? This penis is for you! /Scribbles on minimap

d4nowar · Aug 20, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55

The Posts That I Hate The Most Are The Posts That Capitalize Every Single Word In The Post. They Usually, Throw In Random Puncuation Like Thi's To Make It Look; Like They Are More Mature Typists.